Well welcome back folks, how’s everybody doing out there?
S: 大家好, 欢迎回来, 大家怎么样啊?
T: 大家好, 歡迎回來,大家怎麼樣啊?
I kind of miss you all...
S:我有点点想你们
T: 我有點點想你們
It’s been a while…
S:好久不见。。。。
T: 好久不見。。。。
Okay folks here’s the deal…..
S:好的, 这是交易
T:好的, 這是交易
First things first, I’m actually going to head outside to get a nice little warm up real quick before I get back in here and speak to all of you ok….
S:好了 第一件事, 我会去外面暖身一下, 暖身完了以后, 我将会跟大家聊一聊, 好吧……
T:我會去外面暖身一下, 暖身完了以後, 我將會跟大家聊一聊, 好吧……
In the meantime, all of you can maybe settle in, maybe fix yourself a nice cup of hot tea, hot coffee, hot chocolate, water or whatever you like to drink….
S:在此期间, 你们都可以放松一点,为自己准备一杯热茶、热咖啡、热巧克力、水或任何您喜欢喝的东西
T:在此期間, 你們都可以放鬆一點, 為自己準備一杯熱茶、熱咖啡、熱巧克力、水或任何您喜歡喝的東西
Now if you are an adult….if you are an adult …..and you are of the legal age to maybe have some alcohol…..go ahead and fix yourself a nice glass of wine….
S:如果你是成年人的话, 是合法的年龄的话, 你可以准备一杯酒…..
T:如果你是成年人的話, 是合法的年齡的話,你可以準備一杯酒...
Yeah, why not right…….okay..
S:对了, 请大家放松休息一下....
T:對了, 請大家放鬆休息一下....
Anyways, but don’t drink too much now… because I don’t want you all to maybe you know…go out there and start giggling and laughing at stuff that maybe ain’t even suppose to be funny…ok…..
S:等等, 我还想说, 请大家别喝太多酒, 因为我不要你们都开始嘲笑那些不应该好笑的事情...
T:等等, 我還想說, 請大家別喝太多酒, 因為我不要你們都開始嘲笑那些不應該好笑的事情...
That’s right, because once I get started, it might start getting dark reallllll quick….that’s right….
S:因为一旦我开始说话的话呢, 气氛可能有一点点不舒服的…..对了。。。
T:因為一旦我開始說話的話呢, 氣氛可能有一點點不舒服的。。。。對了…
Go on now…..don’t be shy, I’m just going to go get a nice little warm up real quick and I’ll be right back with you all….ok...
S:好, 别害羞, 你们可以去准备一杯饮料了…我马上就回来的 好吧。。。。
T:好, 別害羞, 你們可以去準備一杯飲料了。。。我馬上就回來的好吧…..
Deal? Sounds like a deal to me…….
S:交易?对我来说这听起来像个交易...
T:交易?對我來說這聽起來像個交易...